Related Video Collections
All Comments
OK. I don't want to sell drugs or do porn. How can I make alot of money quickly to buy a house in the country? I have 12 months.
Should I just say to my family. STUFF the system, we will not be controlled and told where to live for the sake of ticking their bloody boxes eg. The New Forest District Council.
Should we take to the road as travellers or trailer trash but be ignorant of this modern world shyte where money and what car you drive tells other people you are successful. NONSENSE!
I feel we are being controlled like sheep and I am peeed off to say the least.
I want to live in the open air not the town/city. (Toxcity )
We only have one life so what can I do to make £200,000, then we can legitamately live the way we want to live.
My links are here....
archive.thisisdorset.net/2005/1/1…
www.bbc.co.uk/kent/voices/jason_s…
I am a simple man with simple needs but this world is doing my bloody head in. | Live off the land (it's easy but you need to be prepared for hard work)
make money through property speculation (relavtively fast)
Invest in a young company that you believe will add lots to its share value.
Take a 2nd job.
I know exactly what you mean about this life, but treat it as a short term challenge, make enough to retire and live the life you dream of. Why not buy a yaught with your cash and sail round the world with your family, teaching your guys yourself? | Please pair the most likely future career/life outcome with the appropriate MTV’s The Hills Hottie? Lauren Conrad, Audriana Patridge, Whitney Port, and Heidi Montag???
a) Editor at Vogue Magazine
b) Porn Star
c) Trailer Trash
d) Trophy Wife
Please come with a one two sentence explanation for each about who ends up where. | A) Whitney Port
B) Audriana Patridge
C) Heidi Montag
D) Lauren Conrad | What restaurant gives you these hats?!?!? (embarrassing sayings)? What restaurant gives you these hats with embarrassing sayings on them??
EX:/ this one says "britney spears wanna be" ....
tinypic.com/view.php?pic=29djrdd&…
some other ex. are:
virgin 4 life
addicted to porn
trailer trash
WHERE DO THEY GIVE THOSE AWAY!? thanks! | | when i went there they made mine say i still wet the bed rofl! | What restaurant gives these embarrassing hats away?!?! (10 pts for best answer TODAY!)? What restaurant gives you these hats with embarrassing sayings on them??
EX:/ this one says "britney spears wanna be" ....
tinypic.com/view.php?pic=29djrdd&…
some other ex. are:
virgin 4 life
addicted to porn
trailer trash
i still wet the bed
WHERE DO THEY GIVE THOSE AWAY!? thanks!
I KNOW they make them on their own....but what restaurant is it???? | | google it. | Found out my bf was looking at milf porn, now i am devastated? READ all? well i saw his history on his computer and it said something about milfs....i looked and it was saying "hot moms, sexy mothers, etc" i looked and they were not even sexy...some were very nasty and looked like trailer trash. some were young...some were older....well it kind of struck a nerve because i want to be a mother SO bad...i just recently had a miscarriage and still am not over it.
so finding out he looks at milf porn really made me upset...i also heard him talking to his friend on the phone and said something about this store we shop at in a rich area has a whole bunch of "hot rich milfs"....i cant take it...i am still hormonal from miscarrying and still am having side effects. what should i say? do you think he is mad at me for miscarrying, and can't stand me so he wants to look at women who are beautiful who have nice bodies that have brought a guy into the world? i feel like a loser...like no man will ever find me attractive. i almost want to leave him...i cant take it..i mean i am a pretty girl...i gained a few pounds from the pregnancy...but other than that i dont know...im not ugly, but i guess maybe he thinks i am not as womanly as them because my body rejected my own unborn guy?
men why do you think he would do this also? sorry for the long question...im really bummed right now and just really upset.
is it normal feeling this way??? what should i say to him? i have not approached him about it because i do not know how to or what to say.
thanks... | All men have fantasies, there's nothing wrong in that.
If he looks at any kind of porn, he's more than likely imagining you and him.
Don't hate or dislike him for it, talk to him, ask him what he actually likes. You too may have fantasies...talk about it | Your views/megan fox? This letter below was written by 3 of the crew members on the set of transformers.
"This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.
Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.
Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.
We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.
We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sourpants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.
Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such the grump of the set?
When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten guyhood) — easily another 45 minutes in the chair!
So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.
Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he’s also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.
He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.
Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!
And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she’s absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.
Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!
Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there’s the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips’ daught | | a little advice.. no one here is gonna read something that long | How do you this this will effect Megan Fox's career? I recently read this article on Perezhilton.com. And I got to say, If I was a director, I wouldn't want to work with her.
How do you think she will respond to this?
Here is the article, a letter written by cast in the transformers movie:
Upon hearing Megan Fox 's verbal diarrhea over Transformers director Michael Bay , three crew members from the Bay film have rushed to defend the director!
In case you've forgotten, Fox had called the Transformers director "like Hitler" and Napoleon, and that he's a "nightmare" to work for in a recent interview - dumb!
So now three Transformers crew members have written an open letter to Bay's fans that completely trashes Megan!!!
It's truly a must-read.
They write:
This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.
Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.
Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.
We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies . We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.
We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sourpants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.
Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such the grump of the set?
When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star . And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten guyhood) -- easily another 45 minutes in the chair!
So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.
Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.
He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.
Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!
Hmm Megan sounds like a dumb whiney B word! Hah | | Whatever the director did must have worked because he made a great movie! | Revenge? They BOTH DESERVE IT!? Listen don't tell me to be the bigger person I have been the bigger person this whole time and my NOW Ex Best Friend did all this petty guydy ****. I had this boy for 5 months and he dumped me because "he lost the feeling". But they day before he was IN LOVE with me. He talked to my best friend behind my back but I was okay with it until I found out he texted and talked to her twice as more then me. When I told her please give him a little more time with me she said okay. I only said it because they were hanging out all the time and I wasn't ever with him. Then I found out last week the real reason he dumped me..she got HIM to dump ME because she loved him and he loved her back.I'm still crushed and this was about a month ago the week after my birthday. She convinced him because she told him he masturbates, and watches porn(i told him tht also while we dated but I don't have boobs like she does) and thats a huge turn on for him. And so then she comes up to me and says you know he only likes me more cause i have boobs and nicer legs and nicer ***....she does NOT have a nice *** and legs everyone in my school knows that! I have curves and a nice *** and very fit legs and shes just all fat(no offense to u people). And im tired of being nice I don't care if I hurt her because now they are in the same classes together now and plan going out next year and he says he loves her , and then she decides to call me up today saying she only likes him a little and that I was just a hoe thats why he dumped me. So my response was "know what?" your ugly trailer trash red headded slut ur uncommitted piece of **** im done with u i'm ******** italian u dont mess with me or my men so just watch ***** cause i got people and ur not but a ******* low class corner ***** and u can have him cause all he is to me is a mack and he's just mackin u for some *** so im done just wait ***** just wait and i hung up after she went dead silent. I totally lost my cool and I want revenge like right now! I'm serious I just need advice on how to confront these assholes man!! | | i didnt read that cuz its too long but ya revenge is always the best way to go 100% DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT | You know your an ultra- conservative when...? you think Gerorge W. Bush is a good president and you can't spell the word good.
You do not have a high school education, if you do someone paid it off.
You are rude and a bully, why not that's the "American" way.
You watch the 700 club
you own an SUV and a Hummer.
You think anyone is a "commie" who is not bordering on fascism like you are, you do not know what a "commie" is.
You think America is the best country in the world and every other country sucks.
You either live in a trailer or a mcmansion, you are either white trash or very rich.
You like lots of violence and guns to be in your entertainemnt, sex is not allowed unless of course it's porn.
You don't like the French, and are too ignorant to know the facts: that they are a much older and civilized culture, they gave America the stature of liberty, and fought with America to help win the revolution. | | These are so true. I'm going to circulate them. | My wife thinks I'm super-cheap, and we fight over money. What's a good way to work together on a budget? These are hard times, but it seems like my wife thinks our trailer should be littered with gold. She seems to think I'm cheap, except for things that I want, and I think she goes overboard on extravagances.
I really resent her constant complaining, because I bring in most of the money, even though my work as a tattoo-artist has slacked off. It seems that people don't have extra money to spend on gang tattoos anymore, which I think is a shame; this nation has lost sight of its priorities. That aside, my wife's part-time job as a dog shampooer down at PetSmart doesn't bring in much, and she is upset that she has to go dig through trash on her off-hours looking for recyclables. I'm sorry, but my beer cans get turned in by only one person, and that's me.
Speaking of beer, she always notices I have enough money for that, plus my huge porn stash, but she gripes when I tell her she can't have money to get her hair done. I ask her why she doesn't pay for it out of her own check, and she whines about having to pay for the guys' flu shots, or something. I offered to do her hair for her, but she won't let me do it since the last time I worked on it and it came out looking like a chicken's butt. I told her that her hair doesn't matter, since all that I care about are her lady parts, but my wife, she holds a grudge.
When I told her last night that I had found her a sweet weekend gig manning the cash register at the adult book store where I'm a regular, she blew her stack. She wants to gripe about the problem, but not be part of the solution. I'm all about compromise, so how can I get my wife to compromise and do things my way? Thank you, good people, for your helpful advice. | She's obviously jealous of your new career. I mean, shampooing dog balls and assholes at the PetSmart has got to lose its glamourous appeal after a couple of weeks.
"I'm all about compromise, so how can I get my wife to compromise and do things my way?"
This enitre post is an absolute masterpiece. |
|