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| You cuss way too much & come across as very stereotypical. That could be your problem because its not very attractive and seems uneducated and low class. I'm a Black girl and I've been asked out by White guys and had many liked me. I think personality is really important, and with Black women we have terrible stereotypes working against us. That makes some guys weary of approaching one of us. However, if she is nice and cute, then I don't think her race makes a difference. |
| Some cool jokes i found :D? A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. "Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair that you should know five things. Number One. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. Number Two. The bouncer is a blonde girl. Number Three. I'm a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate. Number Four. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. Number Five. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. She concludes by smugly asking, "Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five ******* times." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~… A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over." The doctor is really confused. He says, "What do you mean, you hurt all over?" The blonde says, "I'll show you." She then touches herself on her leg. "OW!!! I hurt there." Then she touches her earlobe. "OW!!!!!! I hurt there too!" Then she touches her hair. "OW!!!!! EVEN MY HAIR HURTS!" So the doctor sits back and thinks on it for 5 min. Then he says, "Tell me, is blonde your natural hair color?" The blonde says "Yes, why?" The doctor says, "Well, you got a broken finger..." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~… Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob? A. Because everyone gets a turn. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~… There was a blonde who was taking her guys to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so the blonde turned back around and went home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~… Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~… Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~… |
| I like the blonde ones Thanks for making me laugh my day sucked very much |
| Blonde Joke? A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. "Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair that you should know five things. Number One. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. Number Two. The bouncer is a blonde girl. Number Three. I'm a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate. Number Four. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. Number Five. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. She concludes by smugly asking, "Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five ******* times." |
| Ha ha that is too funny!!!!!!!!!!! Wait why would he have to explain five ti.... oh ok I get it!!! |
| Saw this and thought it was funny just wanted to see what you all thought about it? Pick the stereotype that fits u most. post this with that as the name... this is to help people understand that stereotypes are dumb! and normally are not correct, get to know people dont judge them! I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic. I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists. I'm black, so I must have a big dick. I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty. I'm Asian, so I must be smart. I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a fag. I'm gay, so I must have AIDS. I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco. I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist. I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut. I'm old, so I probably can't drive. I'm quiet, so I must be a *****. I'm overweight, so I most likely have a problem with self control. I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an atheist, so there must be something wrong with me. I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people. I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible. I'm from the south, so I must be white trash. I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy. I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants. I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally. I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem. I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11. I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I don't live with my guy, so I must be a dead beat dad. I'm athletic, so I must be stupid. I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister. I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs. I drink, so something must be wrong. I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore. I'm a punk, so I must do drugs. I'm young, so I must be naive. I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob. I wear black, so I must be gothic. I'm blonde, so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter because I'm just a stupid ditz. I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin. I'm Cuban, so I must be a good swimmer. I'm Mexican, so I must have crossed the border. I'm not a virgin , so I must be easy. I don't like chicken, so I must not be black. I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home wrecking whore. I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut. I'm Italian, so I must kill you if you make me pissed. My parents bought me a car, so I must be a spoiled brat. I have straight A's, so I must be a boring person. I'm really into my music, so I must be scene. I like black boys, so I must be a fat blonde whore. I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be irresponsible. I hang out with the wrong people, so I must be a drughead. I'm into theatre and art, so I must be a homosexual. I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist. I'm lonely, so I must just be looking to you for attention. I have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be ******* them all. I'm Muslim and i don't like corperate America, so I must be a terrorist Im Russian, So I must not like anyone out of my race. Most of my friends are guys, so I must be a total skanky tramp I Love My Boyfriend, so i must be ******* him everytime i get the chance. |
| I live on a farm in the Midwest so I must be inbred and stupid. LOL So many apply to me if I typed them all my answer would be as long as your question. I just gotta say You Go Girl!! |
| Why Do Think People Stereotype? pick the stereotype that fits you... I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulemic/anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a *****. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a rich stuck-up preppy whore... I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS , so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must like guys with big cocks! I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******* them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I HAVE A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE BI, so I MUST be bi. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, o I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm a PROSTITUTE so I MUST have crabs. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot. I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm christian so I MUST hate homosexuals |
| I think the point to this is, everyone is sterotyped in one way or another, but not everyone is the same so how can we use sterotyping? Not every virgin is a prude, some people just haven't had sex. Not every asian has a small penis or owns a nail salon. Not every white girl is a gold digger,not all people who are christians hate homosexuals, not everyone is the same. Why does everyone in society today think people arn't individuals? Sterotyping doesn't help people it hurts people, makes them feel differnt in a bad way. Not all being stepford wives and living in pleasentville, is a good thing to me. |
| Do you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop? Pick the stereotype that fits you... I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be beliemic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a ***** so I MUST carry a gun. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must like guys with big cocks! I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******* them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm FAT so I MUST have never had a boyfriend/girlfriend. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must like guys with big cocks! I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******* them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm FAT so I MUST have never had a boyfriend/girlfriend. |
| I'm not like everyone else so I must be a loser. I'm christian so I must hate homosexuals. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slu.t I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******* them all. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic. |
| Today i saw 2 guys with no eyes? Ok when you read the title your probably thinking this guy is crazy, but no! i know what i saw and litteraly i dont know how to explain it. 2 guys knocked on my door lightly but enough i could hear it, and so i opened. As soon as i saw them i was literaly freaked out. These 2 guys, 1 with blonde hair, and the other with dark hair, both wearing black shirts, 1 had blue jeans the other had a dark pair of jeans on, both of them palish, asked me if they could use my bathroom. But they had no ******* eyes! I was 1 foot away from them and i made sure it wasnt make up/markers or anything! There eyes were litteraly pitch black! I was really scared! but i said "no" And the guy said again "Can i use your bathroom" but with a little more anger in his voice. i said "no i dont know you" and i shut the door. So i go upstairs and check to see if my sister was there, (because i was really scared, these guys looked like ghost) and she wasnt so i just tried to calm myself down. So i walk downstairs again and i see them through my door. (i was upstairs for like 3-5 minutes) And so i immeditaly freak out! im like almost shitting my pants. Then i call my mom and she tells me not to worry and so i go check again to see if they were there but they were gone. But man i was still very scared, i locked every window and door there was. I evan started to think they were demons coming for me because of the world ending and all that junk. All i can remember tho is there eyes! There eyes were so freaky, Its so bad i almost was paralyzed. I wanted to kill them ( and to let you know im no where near insane) Im not on any medications or have any diseases, but my real question is. Did i have a ghost encounter?? |
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| Please read & tell me what you think.? Hey, I posted a plot before about Baya and Eric. Now I am posting an example of a nightmare she has, and I want you guys to tell me what you think. I already know, i should probably make it more descriptive and such, but please tell me what you think.. feedback is always welcome! Everything is dark. Slowly, I take a couple steps into the darkness, not able to see anything in front of me. “Hello, is anyone there?” I whisper. “Hello?” The hairs on the back of my neck are sticking up. It is pitch dark, but I can sense some one is near. “Hello,” I call out again, this time louder. Suddenly I can see a body on the ground. I start to run as fast as I can towards the body. It is a girl, lying lifeless on her stomach. Her long blonde hair is covering her face but I can tell its Hannah. No one else has a tiny pikachu backpack like her. “Hannah!” I scream out. Once I reach the body, I fall to my knees and hold her close to my body. “ It is ok, Hannah. Everything is going to be alright.” I tell her. Suddenly I realize where I am, and who is about to appear. A dark figure appears out of no where, heading for us. I start to shake back and forth with Hannah in my arms, repeating out loud, “Its just a dream, you cant hurt us. Its just a dream, you cant hurt us.” I want to wake up from this nightmare, I want to get out of here. But no matter how many times I repeat “Its just a dream”, he still comes toward us. The man is in front of us now. He is a huge monster, wearing a black coat. He has no hair, he is completely bald. His eyes full of hate. “Give it to me,” He yells. “Give it here!” “Its just a dream!” I say about ten more times. This seems to amuse him as he lets out a villainous laugh. “ There is no where to run, give me the ******* money!” He raises his arm and points a gun at us. “Please don’t hurt us!” I scream. “Give me the ******* money!” He yells. “ I don’t have any, just leave us alone!” I start to cry. “Don’t ******* move, or I will shoot her!” He points his gun at Hannah. I pull her closer to me, “ Just leave her alone! I will do whatever you want ok, just leave Hannah be!” “Give. Me. The. *******. Money.” He says slowly. I start to lay Hannah back on the ground to check my pockets for cash when I notice her face. Blood is flowing from her eyes, mouth, and ears. I scream as loud as I can, and drop her out of my arms. BANG! BANG! BANG! the bangs are supposed to be gunshots, I couldnt think of a word to describe the noise.. if you have a better word, let me know! thanks! ha |
| Whenever someone talks, you should enter it down and tab it in. (I understand you cannot tab on Y!A) You need to make the story flow more. Each sentence should roll right into the next. Short sentences can cause dramatic pauses, but when there are an abundance of them, it begins to seem choppy. So, work on smoothing the story out -- reading it out loud will allow you to catch where the flow is in need of improvement. Like someone else mentioned, phrases like: "BANG BANG BANG." Take away from the story. It brings an immature edge to the piece. I'm sure you can come up with a better way to express the scene. You're not at all an awful writer, you have talent. So, just work on these things. The more you write the more you'll improve. Your story needs more description, but you already knew that. Also, watch out for your tenses. I prefer stories that are written in past tense, but everyone is different. Just be careful. If you write in present tense, make sure to stick with it. |
| I have compiled here a list of common stereotypes? Please answer with the ones that apply to you. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NIGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b!atch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******* them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. |
| You forgot " I made a list so i must be smart " tg |
| WHICh STEROTYPE ARE YOU? im a SKATER, so i MUST be an idiot. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm COLORED so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a *****. I'm an OREGONION so I MUST hate white people. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I MUST be a stupid jock and get everything handed to me. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm a HICK, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a HOT!! I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a huge BUTT I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******* them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be a communist. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm VENEZUELAN, so I MUST have a BAD ATTITUDE. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in SUPER SEXY I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. Im SKINNY so I MUST have an eating disorder. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST have SEX a lot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS, so i MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so i must be ****** up. I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork. I'm COLORED so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A ***** I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm MEXICAN so I MUST hop fences |
| I'm Mexican and I'm in my 30s so I must be fat. |